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Contradiction is in.

If none of this makes sense, you're paying too much attention.

I am the Poison

A most unusual man. He has three passports, two of which are diplomatic, and all from different countries.

This is your Captain speaking.
My name is Mick. More importantly:
  • We must forever stand opposed to the slag heap of gutless conformity.
  • Intoxication, like virtue, is its own reward.
  • I'm a pirate.
  • Seek and Destroy.
  • Pump up the volume.
  • Kick out the jams.
  • Bring the noise.
  • Death before decaf.
  • Cocktails before noon.
  • Free nights and weekends.
  • Life is too short for dull food or bad beer.
  • Eternal salvation or triple cash back.
  • Mess with Texas.
  • I'm professionally strange.
  • Because when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
  • Ego veho vermis.
  • Ego effrego vos.
  • You'd like me if you weren't so busy hating me.
  • If I were you I'd fucking hate me, too.

Additionally, it's worth noting that only those who attempt the absurd achieve the impossible, and human salvation lay in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.
I confess: any crimes I commit, I commit with the sincere hope they will make me a better person.
‘‘I am become Death, the destroyer of the worlds. I have come to destroy all these people. Even without you, all those warriors arrayed in the opposing armies shall be slain.’’ Bhagavad Gita 11:32

“Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats”
Henry Louis Mencken
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